"Kids belong at home on Sunday mornings"

From choir member Mark Couzens:

"As a church member and bass in the choir, I have to say this is very good news. The kids belong at home on Sunday mornings, watching TV and experimenting with drugs. This will allow them to better adapt to their lives as complete Americans when necessary, as, for ex. when they are given the VOTE. Also: let's not get carried away with the whole music program thang: why else did god invent the CD player? Get real! Live music is very overrated, and so is a live congregation. We're all gonna die someday, isn't that what this is all about?? Why not make the sanctuary a place to celebrate our deaths in a less "viable" fashion. Too much stress is placed on making things sound right. What a waste of time. If the section leaders what to sing, let's make them pay us! Let them put their money where their voices and their egos are. Finally, let's have 3 services each Sunday. 2 isn't bankrupting us fast enough and 1 just gets too many ironic asides. Peace and love, Mark Couzens"